Mysteries Of The Sexes

Mysteries Of The Sexes
Women Wonder... * Why men think women are bad drivers, even though they have been presented with evidence to the contrary, time and again. * Why the best perfumes for women inevitably carry a man's name - be it Yves, Ralph or Hugo. * Why everyday cooking continues to be a woman thing... even if he's a five-star chef! * Why men still stop and stare at a woman reading a financial paper. * Why our 'Main Man' strenuously objects to our wearing clothes that bare (the tiniest bit of) our flesh, while drooling over precisely the same clothes worn by other women. * Why men like Steven Seagal. Or Wesley Snipes. * Why men never listen to a woman properly. Despite a gazillion books written on this very subject. * Why men need to be Freemasons. Is it really all that different from Enid Blyton's Secret Seven club? * Why men can get by in virtually any button-down shirt and Dockers while women need to power dress. And power dress unobtrusively, elegantly and classically, at that. * Why men wage war. Really, surely there are other, less harmful ways to flex one's muscle? Men Wonder... * Why women need to talk things over so much and so many times! * Why match-fixing talk leaves women cold beyond a point. * Why they think stripes and checks don't go well together. No male seeing this adventurous combination has winced or shielded his eyes. So, what is it with women? * Why they drool over unkempt twerps like Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. Is a few days' stubble and creased cargo pants all it takes to have women swooning? * Why they insist on commitment in the form of a wedding band, just when things are going swimmingly. Real spoilsports, they can be. * Why women think disguising their femininity makes them more effective. The moment a woman walks into a room, she affects all the men present in one way or another. That's a fact. * Why women think that coming on strong with a man is a less-than-excellent idea. I mean, do you ever hear men using terms like 'fast or loose' when talking of a woman? * Why women loathe Eminem. * Why women need to stop and ask for directions at every bend in a strange road rather than trying to find their way themselves. And if one gets lost, well, all too often, it's because the little woman in the pass-enger seat cannot read maps properly. * How women always smell so dashed good. Men And Women Agree About... * The power and beauty of a Harley Davidson motorbike. * The experience of listening to your favourite performer live in concert. * The fact that stilettos are the sexiest thing on two heels! * That any shade of pink, is not every man's colour, unless he is Milind Soman or Arjun Rampal. * That the search for Ms or Mr Right can be great fun. * That love is a many splendoured thing!